Texas Rangers Reveal Gargantuan ‘Boomstick Burrito,’ Dramatically Escalating America’s Taco Tuesday Tradition

Taco Tuesday just escalated something crazy!

The opening day of the 2025 MLB season is nearly here, and as a result, franchises are lining up to reveal their next concession slappers. And it might be the Texas Rangers who take home the award for the year’s best.

Be introduced to the almighty “Boomstick Burrito.”

Throughout the past few seasons, the Rangers have revealed numerous “Boomstick” foods. You have the two-foot hot dog called the OG Boomstick, completely loaded by the way. You have the Boomstick Burger. And how can I forget about the Boomstick Triple-Play? (RELATED: 11-Year-Old Literally Becomes Millionaire Overnight After Paul Skenes Rookie Card Sells For Massive Bag)

That last one is a combination of a hot dog, burger and nachos — yum!

Well, now the Rangers are giving us the “Boomstick Burrito.”

Listed on Texas’ official website, the 26-inch tortilla is full of seasoned taco meat, cheese, rice, sour cream, lettuce, beans and pico de gallo.

The Rangers will have a 24-INCH BURRITO at games this year 🤯

The Boomstick Burrito is made with a 26-inch tortilla filled with rice, beans, seasoned taco meat, nacho cheese, pico de gallo, lettuce and sour cream

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— MLB (@MLB) March 25, 2025

I’m trying to maintain a strict diet, but with the Texas Rangers throwing stuff like this in my face, I’m going to have to make an exception here — just like I do every Taco Tuesday. (LMAO)

But since this bad boy can be a part of the Taco Tuesday festivities, why not?