President Trump Wants to Make Showers Great Again and Take Care of His Beautiful Hair – Twitchy

President Donald Trump is hilarious. He doesn’t care who he offends; as we reported earlier, he referred to Rep. Adam Schiff as “Watermelon Head” and expressed his amazement that his pencil neck could hold it upright.

On Wednesday, Trump took a huge step to make showers great again by signing an executive order reversing President Joe Biden’s executive order regulating water, such as installing restrictors on shower heads to lower the pressure. Trump said he likes to take long showers to take care of his beautiful hair.

🚨 @POTUS signs an Executive Order to end the Obama-Biden war on water pressure and Make America’s Showers Great Again pic.twitter.com/NO4qaOj0xv

— Rapid Response 47 (@RapidResponse47) April 9, 2025

🇺🇸 https://t.co/n2eHPpMrvf

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 9, 2025

You still have the right to buy a low-flow shower head or toilet if that’s what you want, but the government’s not going to require it.

Make Showers Great Again!

— SMX 🇺🇸 (@iam_smx) April 9, 2025

Make taking a shower great again.

— Planet Of Memes (@PlanetOfMemes) April 9, 2025

I approve of this EO. 🚿

Who the heck wants to skimp on water pressure?

— Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 (@Bubblebathgirl) April 9, 2025

Finally, a shower that actually rinses! 🇺🇸💦 Say goodbye to those low-flow nightmares. Let’s make America’s showers great again!

— Naveen Sankar S (@NaveenSankarS) April 9, 2025

California desperately needs this!

— Red (@redjwallace) April 9, 2025

California needs to figure out how to make fire hydrants high-pressure.

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This reminds us of when we were told that taking away gas stoves was a right-wing conspiracy theory, and then cities and states started passing laws preventing developers from running gas lines to new homes.

He is the funniest man on the planet and his comic timing is so underrated 😂😂😂❤️

— Eronah (@Hkosa26) April 9, 2025

Lmfaooo my wife had to get her sister in Oregon to send us a normal shower head in LA 😆

— Jonnie King 🍌👑 (@JonnieKing) April 9, 2025

Where do buy!!! I need the least restrictive shower head right now

— Bob Derise (@BobDerise) April 9, 2025

Please give us our incandescent light bulbs back! Pretty please!

— Christian Conservative (@rcowan61) April 9, 2025

Thank you, Mr. President! Now, bring back incandescent light bulbs and you’ll be my hero forever.

— Right Wing Jewess (@RightWingJewess) April 9, 2025

Now liberals have to think about President Trump while they are taking a shower. They can’t escape him, they’re all going to have nervous breakdowns.

— RK Gold (@RKGold) April 9, 2025

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