Labour Cannot Guarantee All Cabinet Ministers Have Seen Netflix Show ‘Adolescence’
In bombshell news Downing Street cannot say if Starmer’s Cabinet has seen fictional Netflix TV drama ‘Adolescence.’ Education secretary Phillipson was at the first “festival of childhood” this morning to continue talking about the drama. Apparently the show has portrayed a “defining issue of our time” and more male teachers are needed to provide stronger role models, “illustrated by the Netflix series Adolescence.” Pass the sick cup…
“It’s clear the behaviour of boys, their influences, and the young men they become, is a defining issue of our time. That’s why this week the Prime Minister convened a roundtable on rethinking adolescent safety.”
At today’s Lobby briefing to journalists Starmer’s spokesman could not guarantee that all the Cabinet had seen the show, despite Starmer spending hours watching it himself, displaying the “distressing” content to an underage audience, and developing policy off the back of it. Worse – Starmer hasn’t even told his ministers to watch it. Despite having instructed schools to show it to children…