Would you prefer blue hair? Pam Bondi latest target slamming conservative women’s fashion and looks

The fashion police are out with a hit piece about Attorney General Pam Bondi’s allegedly “inappropriate outfits.”

The List, an entertainment website, claims in a piece published last month that Bondi lacks a certain degree of “common fashion sense,” though not as much as Donald Trump Jr.’s ex-fiancé, Kimberly Guilfoyle.

“While Bondi seems to have a better handle on how to present herself than most, there have still been several times her styling has missed the mark,” the hit piece reads.

“Whether it’s outlandish decals on her sleeves or a party dress with the wrong waistline, Bondi has certainly worn some inappropriate outfits over the years,” it continues.

What sort of allegedly “inappropriate outfits”? Outfits like this red beauty here:

What’s wrong with the outfit?

“Bondi is almost unrecognizable — possibly due to some plastic surgery, but mostly because it’s rare to see her in such a loud outfit,” the hit piece reads. “In fact, this is also a rare occasion in which Bondi is showing off her arms, as most of what she wears is a bit more buttoned up. Not only was she hanging loose with this dress, but so was the waistline.”

“The garment wants to be a wrap dress, but it’s hard to tell what it actually is. The knot to the side of her hips creates a drop-waist that is not flattering, which is doubly unfortunate as the dress is such a neon eye-catching color. Perhaps this was the start of Bondi getting fashion advice from unreliable sources,” it continues.

Does the outfit truly look that bad, or is The List just biased against conservative women? It’s hard to tell.

Next up is this dress:

What could possibly be wrong with this dress? The bows, evidently.

“Perhaps Bondi was copying Kimberly Guilfoyle and her love of the same tired bow style, but it would be wise if she found a different muse,” The List complains. “Not only are the bows gargantuan, but they sit atop a bell sleeve that flares out at the end — drama on top of drama. For such a bold statement, the rest of the dress feels a bit boring.”

“The cream color feels off for the season and not bold enough in any direction to match the sleeve flare. However, considering first lady Melania Trump was having a hard time decorating for Christmas that year, perhaps Bondi’s lackluster outfit can be excused,” the complaining continues.

Sheesh.

The complaining makes one wonder whether The List would prefer that Bondi be a blue-haired leftist loon with a bull ring.

According to The List, even this quaint dress is all wrong:

“Right off the bat, the oatmeal hue of the dress doesn’t quite work for Bondi’s skin tone — especially when her Florida tan wants to shine through,” according to The List. “The style of the dress is also a puzzler, it has a drop waist and off-the-shoulder neckline which makes it feel very 1980s-inspired.”

“However, the skirt and poofy sleeves feel more like a Gunne Sax dress, which was popular in the ’70s. As if the mish mash of eras wasn’t bad enough, the overall look of the dress just feels heavy. Why Bondi chose to wear this to highlight her trip to Ireland is a true mystery; hopefully none of the locals were too upset by it,” the outlet claims.

Really?

This isn’t the first time The List has gone after Bondi, though she isn’t the only conservative woman to be targeted by the site.

The List also has a history of going after Guilfoyle, Lauren Boebert, Tiffany Trump, and even Fox News host Jeanine Pirro.

For example, earlier this month, the site claimed that Pirro’s pink rollers make her look old.

“However, whatever sorcery she utilizes to maintain her age-defying looks is sadly undone by her hair rollers,” the piece about Pirro reads. “Even worse, Pirro loves showing off her ancient beauty routine whenever the opportunity presents itself. For instance, on X, formerly known as Twitter, the outspoken political commentator posted a photo where the color of her rollers matched her outfit.”

“The image gave the impression that Pirro would proudly walk around in public wearing rollers in her hair if only she could get away with it. But her dedicated attempts at making hair rollers happen again not only expose the former judge’s age, but they actually may make her appear much older than she is,” it continues.

The piece referenced this image:

Note to self: ALWAYS add pink rollers to a pink outfit pic.twitter.com/AgN63SPwna

— Jeanine Pirro (@JudgeJeanine) July 12, 2022

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V. Saxena is a staff writer for BizPac Review with a decade of experience as a professional writer, and a lifetime of experience as an avid news junkie. He holds a degree in computer technology from Purdue University.

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